Script VO 421

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(Siren whoops)

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I could see the glow
from around the corner.

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I thought
the whole alley was on fire.

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What were you doing out here?

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Delivering pizzas.

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I like to use this alley
as a shortcut.

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And did you see anybody
when you were out?

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No, just, uh, you know,
the guy in the car,

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and--and I didn't even see him
at first. Too much smoke.

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Was he still alive?

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I don't think so, no.

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I mean, how could he be,
handcuffed inside a burning car?

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Who is he, anyway?

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(Sighs)
We're still working on that.

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Poor bastard. Burned alive?
That's no way to to go.

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(Indistinct conversations,
police radio chatter)

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(Helicopter blades whirring)

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(Clank)

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Oh, hey, Cho.
Scared the hell out of me.

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(Sighs) I just found these.

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That's very careless
of someone...

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or perhaps careful.

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(Electricity crackles)

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(Crackle)

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What'd you find?

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Not sure yet.

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Cover me.

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(Sniffles)

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(People speaking indistinctly)

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<i>♪</i>

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(Man) Why do I have to
go up first?

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(Man) 'Cause you are
always first.

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Girl! Just 'cause I'm
the only one that shows up...

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<i>♪</i>

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(Gasps, feminine voice) Oh!
Uh... (Sighs) We'll be out soon.

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Oh, we're not here
for what you're here for.

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Does this belong to anyone?

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(Murmuring)

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I guess it's true
what they say--

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"time wounds all heels."
These are my favorite.

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I'm Agent Lisbon with the CBI.
What's your name?

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Glennda Snow.
I'm the emcee of our troupe.

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We do a cabaret.

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We found your heel
in the alleyway,

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along with a dead man.

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He'd been set on fire.

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Oh, we heard the sirens outside,
but we had no idea.

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What were you doing
in the alley?

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Enjoying an Ultra Slim.

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I always smoke a cigarette
before the first show.

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And what time were you
out there?

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I don't know exactly. 8:30?

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The arson investigator
says the fire was set

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sometime
between 8:45 and 9:00.

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Oh, well, Glennda was with us
by then.

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Yeah, that's right.

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She helped me
into my compression garments.

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I was. Who died? Who was it?

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- We don't know.
- Two minutes to curtain, girls.

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Whoo!

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If you'll excuse me,
the stage is calling.

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Hang on a minute. Did you see
anybody in the alley?

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As a matter of fact,
there was a man

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in a parked car,
watching me.

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What did he look like?

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I couldn't see his face.

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It was dark
But I felt vulnerable,

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so I hightailed it back
into the club,

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and that's when I felt
my heel break.

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Why didn't you pick up
your heel?

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In this dress, darling?

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(Man, voice amplified)
It's time to welcome

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the Sacramento princess
you're dying to possess--

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the delectable Glennda Snow!

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(Cheering)

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<i>♪</i>

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I think he's telling
the truth.

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I don't know.

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The other drag queens could
have been covering for him.

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Well, I find it unlikely

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that a man in heels, sequins,
and, uh, an elaborate hairstyle

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would subdue and handcuff
another man

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and then set him on fire.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, please don't. Please.

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Then again,
he's very forceful.

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(Applause)

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Oh, and extremely limber.

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Car was registered
to Archie Bloom.

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Local boy, 19 years old.

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Forensics requested
dental records

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to confirm
he's the victim.

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Have we contacted
the parents?

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Sacramento P.D. spoke
with his father last night--

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Archie Bloom Sr.

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He's a local superintendent
of schools.

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Uh, well, what do we know
about the cause of death?

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Nothing till the autopsy,
but the coroner found no cause

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to contradict the theory that
he was burned alive.

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Then that's
how we'll proceed.

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What was the victim doing
in that alley?

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We don't know.

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Uh, the fire was set outside
a drag queen venue,

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but there's
a dozen businesses

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that open up
onto that alley.

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Archie could have been tied
to any one of 'em.

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Sac P.D. wants to help
on this one.

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I'll ask them to show
the victim's photo around.

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One thing I do know
is we've got

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a lot of fingerprints
to work with--

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on the car, on the gas can.

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They even found a partial
on the handcuffs.

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I checked the bar code
on one of those gas cans.

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It came
from a local discount store--

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Bargain Emporium.

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You and Rigsby go
and check it out.

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All right.
Okay.

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I want you and Jane to go
talk to Archie Sr.

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He's gonna want to believe
his son's alive.

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Careful not to build up
his hope.

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All right.

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He's dead, isn't he?

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I know he's dead.

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It was his car, right?

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We're still waiting
for a positive I.D.

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But you're moving forward
on the premise that it was him,

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am I right?

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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You don't seem surprised.

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I'm not.

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M-my son was a victim
his whole life.

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Never a murder victim.

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No, but it was
my deepest fear... (sighs)

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that Archie would get himself
into a dangerous situation.

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He was a troublemaker?

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Exactly the opposite. He was
the target of troublemakers.

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Soft, I suppose you could say.

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That's why it was so hard
asking him to move out.

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Archie hadn't been
living here?

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We had a deal. I would
provide room and board

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while he earned
a college degree,

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but six months ago...
(Chuckles)

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Archie decided that college
wasn't his thing.

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So you invited him to leave?

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It was a teaching moment.

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(Sniffles)
Painful, but necessary.

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How'd your wife feel
about that?

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My wife died
when he was 6 years old.

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It's been the Archies
ever since.

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The boy was nothing
like me.

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Why, because he's gay?

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I don't...

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Was he?

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Is that what it says
in your files?

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We don't keep files
on gay people.

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I mean, it's okay
if he was.

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I would never judge anyone
based on such criteria.

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But if he was,

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he--he never talked
to me about it.

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I have to ask.
Procedure and all.

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Where were you last night
at 8:45?

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Home alone. Working.

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I'm writing a book
on educational theory.

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I'd like to take a look
at your son's bedroom,

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if you don't mind.

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Down the hall
on your right.

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How did you know
Archie was gay?

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Well, Archie Sr. named his son
after himself, like a king.

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He was hoping for an heir,

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yet there's not one photo
of junior in the house.

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You think
he's ashamed of him.

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I mean,
well, look at this room.

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Traditional masculine decor.

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Bold nautical themes.

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It's like a furniture catalog
threw up in here.

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Yes. (Chuckles)

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These are not the choices
of a teenager.

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I think Archie Sr. personally
decorated this room

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in the attempt
to butch-up his gay son.

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Should've seen
my room back home.

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Posters everywhere.

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Let me guess. Hanson?

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They wrote their own music.

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Ah. Looks like Archie did hang
something on the wall.

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I'm guessing that was a photo
of him and his mother.

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What's on his computer?

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It's password-protected.

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I'll have to take
the hard drive back to CBI

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and run
some recovery software.

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Oh, okay. You do that.

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(Indistinct conversations,
telephone ringing in distance)

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Thank you for coming.

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The woman on the phone said

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that you'd like me to help
with your investigation.

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Yes. We need to see
if your fingerprints match

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the prints we found
at the crime scene.

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Oh, so I'm
a person of interest?

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Ah, you are.

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Hmm.

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Can I ask you something?

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Do you always go out
like this?

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In drag, I mean.

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Whenever I get dressed,
I try to consider

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where I'm going,
who I'm going to see,

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and how I can
blow them away.

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Let me escort you
to fingerprinting.

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A police escort.
How could I refuse?

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We keep the gas cans back here
on Aisle 12.

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Yeah. Here we go.

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Those are the ones.

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What kind of crime were
they used in?

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We can't go
into the details,

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but maybe you can
help us out.

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Have you ever seen
this man in the store?

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Archie? I hope so.
He works here.

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What did he do?

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His car was found on fire
last night.

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There was a body inside.

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Oh, no. Well, was it--

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We don't know yet.
How long did Archie work here?

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Uh, a couple months, maybe.

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Do you know anyone
who wanted to hurt him?

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Yeah.

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Rick. Total douche.

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Rick?
Rick Hughes.

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He stocks shelves
and quotes "Fight Club."

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He picks on Archie
all the time.

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Last week, Archie had
bruises all over.

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He wouldn't tell me
what happened,

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but I'll bet it was Rick.

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- Is Rick here now?
- In the loading bay.

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All right.

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You take it.
A couple more things.

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Rick Hughes?

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That's right.

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Let's talk about
Archie Bloom.

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(Rattles and clanks)

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(Whirring)

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(Raised voice)
Who are you, his bodyguard?

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(Raised voice) Why would
Archie need a bodyguard?

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(Chuckles)
If you don't know...

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CBI.

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We have reason to believe
Archie was murdered last night.

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For real? How?

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You tell me.

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That's what this is about?

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Come on, man. I never laid
a finger on Archie.

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That's not what I heard.
(Whirring stops)

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(Rattles and clanks)

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You heard wrong.

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(Boxes rustle)

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Are you trying to say
you never hassled Archie?

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I always hassled Archie.

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So what?
(Box clatters)

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We worked together,
but I liked him, you know?

259
00:10:49,755 --> 00:10:52,289
Every time I'd come across
defective merchandise back here,

260
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:54,341
I'd give it to him
as a gift.

261
00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:56,176
What'd you give him?

262
00:10:56,178 --> 00:11:00,797
Stuffed animals. An apron.
(Laughs)

263
00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:04,201
What?

264
00:11:06,738 --> 00:11:09,440
This was Archie's locker.

265
00:11:09,442 --> 00:11:10,741
(Clanks)

266
00:11:10,743 --> 00:11:12,192
I take it he wasn't the one

267
00:11:12,194 --> 00:11:13,977
who added the decorations.
(Sighs)

268
00:11:13,979 --> 00:11:17,314
No. That would be Rick.
Textbook homophobe.

269
00:11:17,316 --> 00:11:21,001
My manager told him to stop,
but guys like that...

270
00:11:21,003 --> 00:11:23,086
Well, if it was so bad,
why didn't Archie just quit?

271
00:11:23,088 --> 00:11:26,707
He said it wasn't any different
at his last job.

272
00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:29,927
He wanted to learn how
to handle it better.

273
00:11:29,929 --> 00:11:33,680
(Sighs) I gotta go back
to the register.

274
00:11:33,682 --> 00:11:35,182
(Lock clicks)

275
00:11:35,184 --> 00:11:36,250
Shut the locker
when you're done.

276
00:11:36,252 --> 00:11:37,935
Sure. Thank you.

277
00:11:38,887 --> 00:11:42,139
(Clanks and rattles)

278
00:11:42,141 --> 00:11:44,358
(Sighs)

279
00:11:47,278 --> 00:11:48,812
(Bag thuds)

280
00:11:48,814 --> 00:11:50,013
(Grunts)

281
00:12:00,475 --> 00:12:01,742
(Clicks)

282
00:12:01,744 --> 00:12:04,077
(Cell phone rings)

283
00:12:05,497 --> 00:12:07,247
Rigsby.

284
00:12:07,249 --> 00:12:10,367
Hey, it's Lisbon.
The dental records came back.

285
00:12:10,369 --> 00:12:14,238
The body inside the car has been
confirmed as Archie Bloom.

286
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,722
Oh, that's too bad.

287
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:18,375
His father gave us an address
where he was renting.

288
00:12:18,377 --> 00:12:20,710
Yeah, if you don't mind,
I'll get Cho to check it out.

289
00:12:20,712 --> 00:12:23,063
Archie worked in the store here,
and I think I found a lead

290
00:12:23,065 --> 00:12:25,282
that I want to run down
at the office.

291
00:12:25,284 --> 00:12:27,401
Okay

292
00:12:27,403 --> 00:12:28,769
(clears throat)

293
00:12:28,771 --> 00:12:30,237
Looks like the whole roll
was taken.

294
00:12:30,239 --> 00:12:31,905
Call me as soon
as you process the film.

295
00:12:31,907 --> 00:12:33,323
Thank you.

296
00:12:33,325 --> 00:12:36,577
(People speaking indistinctly,
telephone ringing in distance)

297
00:12:40,915 --> 00:12:42,416
U-um...

298
00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:44,284
After you.

299
00:12:45,119 --> 00:12:47,621
Such a gentleman.

300
00:12:49,257 --> 00:12:51,625
(Sighs)

301
00:12:53,962 --> 00:12:56,413
Well, Glennda's prints don't
match any of the prints

302
00:12:56,415 --> 00:12:57,848
at the crime scene,

303
00:12:57,850 --> 00:12:59,749
and I did background checks
on the drag queens.

304
00:12:59,751 --> 00:13:00,801
None of them stand out.

305
00:13:00,803 --> 00:13:03,270
Oh, don't let them hear you
say that.

306
00:13:03,272 --> 00:13:04,471
Hey, you guys.

307
00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:06,607
I found some videos
on Archie's hard drive.

308
00:13:06,609 --> 00:13:08,258
(Van Pelt) They're inside
a hidden partition.

309
00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:10,561
Looks like Archie didn't want
prying eyes to see.

310
00:13:10,563 --> 00:13:11,812
You found something?

311
00:13:13,097 --> 00:13:14,815
Can you play the files?

312
00:13:14,817 --> 00:13:17,951
I think so.
(Keyboard keys click)

313
00:13:22,874 --> 00:13:25,242
(Strained voice) Nice guy.

314
00:13:25,244 --> 00:13:27,494
So it seems.

315
00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:30,280
Okay. Got it. Uh...
(Sighs)

316
00:13:30,282 --> 00:13:31,748
Most of these files look
like they were created

317
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,084
two or three years ago,
when Archie was in high school.

318
00:13:34,086 --> 00:13:35,052
(Mouse clicks)

319
00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:36,336
<i>No, I am done asking!</i>

320
00:13:36,338 --> 00:13:38,221
<i>Into your room.</i>
<i>Aah.</i>

321
00:13:38,223 --> 00:13:41,224
<i>Sit. Sit in that chair.</i>
<i>I said, "sit down!"</i>

322
00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:41,864
Let go.

323
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,012
<i>Now you are gonna do</i>
<i>exactly as I tell you.</i>

324
00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:47,314
<i>You put your left arm</i>
<i>on the chair. (Panting)</i>

325
00:13:47,316 --> 00:13:48,482
<i>(Handcuffs clicking)</i>
<i>Aah. You're hurting me.</i>

326
00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:49,550
<i>Stop whining!</i>

327
00:13:49,552 --> 00:13:51,287
Are you kidding? Handcuffs?

328
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,169
<i>(Grunts) Just do it.</i>
<i>Now you are gonna...</i>

329
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:54,463
- Latest educational tool.
- Stop!

330
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:57,141
<i>Sit here all night long</i>
<i>until your homework is done.</i>

331
00:13:57,443 --> 00:14:00,494
<i>Maybe this will</i>
<i>toughen you up.</i>

332
00:14:00,496 --> 00:14:03,647
Wait. Pause the video.
Those are hinged handcuffs,

333
00:14:03,649 --> 00:14:05,682
just like the ones used
in the victim's murder.

334
00:14:05,684 --> 00:14:09,152
I'm guessing this wasn't
the first daddy dearest routine.

335
00:14:09,154 --> 00:14:11,004
Archie had that camera
set up and recording

336
00:14:11,006 --> 00:14:12,822
before they walked
into the room.

337
00:14:12,824 --> 00:14:14,007
Play it further.

338
00:14:14,926 --> 00:14:16,176
(Telephone ringing in distance)

339
00:14:16,178 --> 00:14:19,680
<i>(Grunts, panting)</i>

340
00:14:19,682 --> 00:14:23,390
<i>Somebody... help me.</i>

341
00:14:33,728 --> 00:14:35,178
Tactical handcuffs,
dual-hinged,

342
00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:38,515
the same make you used
to chain your son to his desk.

343
00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:40,683
What are you talking
about?

344
00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:45,222
Archie secretly videotaped it.
We found it on his computer.

345
00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:48,282
You don't understand
what you were watching.

346
00:14:48,316 --> 00:14:49,548
Enlighten us.

347
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:51,367
The relationship
between completed homework

348
00:14:51,369 --> 00:14:54,286
and academic achievement
is statistically compelling.

349
00:14:54,288 --> 00:14:56,455
With Archie,
aggressive techniques

350
00:14:56,457 --> 00:14:58,657
were necessary
to keep him motivated.

351
00:14:58,659 --> 00:14:59,958
Oh, you motivated him,
all right,

352
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,193
right out of college.

353
00:15:01,195 --> 00:15:02,861
That was his failure,
not mine.

354
00:15:02,863 --> 00:15:05,247
A dropout for a son doesn't look
good on the Wikipedia page

355
00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:08,200
of a wannabe educational giant,
does it?

356
00:15:08,202 --> 00:15:10,669
Is that why you killed him?

357
00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:13,339
My own son?

358
00:15:13,341 --> 00:15:15,540
Because the cuffs happen
to look like mine?

359
00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,976
We found your fingerprints
on 'em.

360
00:15:17,978 --> 00:15:19,895
That's impossible.

361
00:15:19,897 --> 00:15:21,513
Unless...

362
00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:25,717
I suppose that someone could
have stolen them from my office.

363
00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:27,319
You're gonna take
that route?

364
00:15:27,321 --> 00:15:28,487
I know how that sounds.

365
00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:30,222
You know, you should consider
a lie detector test.

366
00:15:30,224 --> 00:15:31,990
It'll clear all this up.

367
00:15:31,992 --> 00:15:32,941
Happily.

368
00:15:32,943 --> 00:15:34,193
Give me your hand.

369
00:15:34,195 --> 00:15:36,161
Excuse me?

370
00:15:36,163 --> 00:15:37,729
You said, "happily""

371
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:45,587
okay, just a couple
of irrelevant questions

372
00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:46,905
to establish a baseline.

373
00:15:46,907 --> 00:15:47,923
What's your name?

374
00:15:47,925 --> 00:15:49,842
- Archie Bloom.
- You love your son?

375
00:15:49,844 --> 00:15:50,859
Yes.

376
00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:52,161
Were you ashamed of him?

377
00:15:53,363 --> 00:15:56,915
It's an irrelevant question.
I already know the answer.

378
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,884
The truth, please.

379
00:15:58,886 --> 00:16:01,253
Were you ashamed
of your son?

380
00:16:04,858 --> 00:16:06,508
Yes.

381
00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:11,513
Did you kill him?

382
00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:14,400
No.

383
00:16:14,402 --> 00:16:16,618
No, I didn't.

384
00:16:19,756 --> 00:16:21,824
So do you think
he killed the victim?

385
00:16:21,826 --> 00:16:24,209
He did, well, at least
he feels like he did.

386
00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:25,711
Hard to be certain.

387
00:16:25,713 --> 00:16:28,497
Guilt comes in many forms.

388
00:16:28,499 --> 00:16:29,781
That's the best you can do?

389
00:16:29,783 --> 00:16:30,999
For now.

390
00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:32,050
Mm.
(Sniffs)

391
00:16:32,052 --> 00:16:33,635
- Wh-what?
- Are you wearing perfume?

392
00:16:33,637 --> 00:16:34,970
Right. (Chuckles)

393
00:16:34,972 --> 00:16:37,473
Well, you've been standing
close to someone that is.

394
00:16:37,475 --> 00:16:39,675
Uh, that would be Glennda.
She's very fragrant.

395
00:16:39,677 --> 00:16:41,393
You just called Glennda
"she."

396
00:16:41,395 --> 00:16:42,428
So?

397
00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:44,847
You didn't before.
I have to go.

398
00:16:44,849 --> 00:16:46,131
Where?

399
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:48,684
I just had a thoughtless impulse
or an inspired hunch.

400
00:16:48,686 --> 00:16:51,687
I'm not sure which yet.
I'll let you know.

401
00:17:00,363 --> 00:17:03,532
How ya doin'?

402
00:17:03,534 --> 00:17:05,367
Agent Cho. CBI.

403
00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:07,319
Well, you're not here
to buy a book. Who died?

404
00:17:07,321 --> 00:17:08,670
Archie Bloom.

405
00:17:11,424 --> 00:17:14,826
"Something good will come
of all things yet."

406
00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:17,329
How did Archie die?

407
00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:18,997
Homicide.

408
00:17:18,999 --> 00:17:21,733
His father gave us this address
as his last known residence.

409
00:17:21,735 --> 00:17:24,219
My apartment's upstairs.

410
00:17:24,221 --> 00:17:28,440
I rent out my spare room to help
cover my lease.

411
00:17:28,442 --> 00:17:31,276
Hard to remain
a viable literary watering hole

412
00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:34,196
when the counterculture
is free online.

413
00:17:34,198 --> 00:17:36,782
Tell me about your relationship
with the victim.

414
00:17:36,784 --> 00:17:41,353
Sacramento is a place
of wide lawns and narrow minds.

415
00:17:41,355 --> 00:17:43,288
Archie came here
to nourish his soul.

416
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,706
When he mentioned
his father kicked him out,

417
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:47,192
I was only too happy
to rent him a room.

418
00:17:47,194 --> 00:17:48,527
When was the last time
you saw him?

419
00:17:48,529 --> 00:17:49,878
I haven't seen Archie
in a week.

420
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,863
He cleared out
without leaving a note

421
00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:53,565
or his last month's rent.

422
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:56,051
Any idea why?

423
00:17:56,053 --> 00:17:57,636
Was he in trouble?

424
00:17:57,638 --> 00:18:01,273
"I have nothing to offer anybody
but my own confusion."

425
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,043
Kerouac.

426
00:18:05,045 --> 00:18:07,879
No. Kesey.
Influenced by Kerouac.

427
00:18:07,881 --> 00:18:09,114
Common mistake.

428
00:18:09,116 --> 00:18:10,215
No. You.

429
00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:13,435
You keep quoting Kerouac,
an overrated bum.

430
00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:15,988
I need you to answer
my questions in your own words.

431
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:18,273
Where were you
last night at 8:45?

432
00:18:21,778 --> 00:18:23,695
Hey. We caught a break.

433
00:18:23,697 --> 00:18:24,663
On the father?

434
00:18:24,665 --> 00:18:26,365
On the co-worker.
Rick Hughes.

435
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:29,034
He's 22. He was seen harassing
Archie Bloom at work.

436
00:18:29,036 --> 00:18:30,335
He's got two strikes
for larceny,

437
00:18:30,337 --> 00:18:32,371
and check this out--
I found a disposable camera

438
00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:34,623
in Archie's locker
and had the film developed.

439
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,508
What was he stealing,
baby formula?

440
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,510
Yeah, it's a staple
in retail theft gangs,

441
00:18:38,512 --> 00:18:40,078
always in demand
and way overpriced.

442
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,380
Trust me. I know.

443
00:18:41,382 --> 00:18:43,415
If Archie was taking
surveillance photos,

444
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:45,300
he must've been planning
on exposing Hughes.

445
00:18:45,302 --> 00:18:47,085
A third strike would put Hughes
away for a long time.

446
00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:48,754
Well, that's a motive
for murder.

447
00:18:48,756 --> 00:18:49,972
Okay, bring him in,
but I'm gonna hold on

448
00:18:49,974 --> 00:18:52,057
to the kid's dad
for as long as I can.

449
00:18:52,059 --> 00:18:53,942
Okay.

450
00:18:56,346 --> 00:18:58,597
(Knock on door)

451
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,267
Uh, sorry to interrupt.

452
00:19:02,269 --> 00:19:06,438
The funeral director told me
I'd find you back here.

453
00:19:08,324 --> 00:19:10,275
Hello, Glennda.

454
00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:16,298
Peeking behind the curtain.

455
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,383
Careful you don't lose
your illusions.

456
00:19:18,385 --> 00:19:19,751
Well, it's a little late
for that... (Chuckles)

457
00:19:19,753 --> 00:19:20,669
Let me tell you.

458
00:19:20,671 --> 00:19:23,055
They prefer
I go by "Glenn" here

459
00:19:23,057 --> 00:19:25,123
and act like Glenn.

460
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:28,176
A funeral cosmetologist.

461
00:19:28,178 --> 00:19:30,128
Well, that makes sense.

462
00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:32,631
Even a diva needs a day job.

463
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:37,185
I've always loved makeup,
but, uh, wearing it

464
00:19:37,187 --> 00:19:40,072
wasn't an option
for a boy in Sacramento,

465
00:19:40,074 --> 00:19:44,326
so I chose a career
in death care.

466
00:19:44,328 --> 00:19:46,662
What brings you
to my laboratory?

467
00:19:46,664 --> 00:19:49,348
I wanted to know why you lied
to me about the crime scene.

468
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:52,534
And what makes you think
I lied?

469
00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:54,870
Well, I-I didn't at first.

470
00:19:54,872 --> 00:19:57,456
Uh, I cold-read you
as a man.

471
00:19:57,458 --> 00:20:00,042
I thought
your theatrical mannerisms

472
00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:01,376
were part of the character
you played.

473
00:20:01,378 --> 00:20:05,380
I underestimated the extent
of your transformation.

474
00:20:05,382 --> 00:20:07,349
3 hours of makeup
and a $4,000 dress

475
00:20:07,351 --> 00:20:09,134
has that effect.

476
00:20:09,136 --> 00:20:10,752
You become someone else.

477
00:20:10,754 --> 00:20:13,555
You become... a woman.

478
00:20:13,557 --> 00:20:17,559
Mm, and women often act out
a part,

479
00:20:17,561 --> 00:20:19,645
uh, in the midst of deceit.

480
00:20:19,647 --> 00:20:25,350
They can be emotional or coy
or... seductive.

481
00:20:25,352 --> 00:20:27,736
And I thought I had
gender issues.

482
00:20:27,738 --> 00:20:29,888
This is your last chance.

483
00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:32,791
I want the truth,
or I call my police friends,

484
00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:34,693
and they'll lock you up.

485
00:20:34,695 --> 00:20:38,363
Glenn and Glennda--
both be out of work.

486
00:20:38,365 --> 00:20:40,532
What'd you see
in that alley?

487
00:20:41,634 --> 00:20:43,468
(Sighs)

488
00:20:45,388 --> 00:20:52,044
A man holding a red gas can,
pouring it over a car.

489
00:20:52,046 --> 00:20:53,512
Was there anyone
inside the car?

490
00:20:53,514 --> 00:20:56,047
I don't know. It was dark.

491
00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:58,550
And what did this man
look like?

492
00:20:58,552 --> 00:21:00,602
Like I said, it was dark.

493
00:21:00,604 --> 00:21:02,988
You're playing dumb again.

494
00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:06,825
I am not playing.
I am scared.

495
00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:08,810
I have been a target
my whole life.

496
00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:11,913
I'm not gonna make myself
a target

497
00:21:11,915 --> 00:21:13,915
for a killer.

498
00:21:17,086 --> 00:21:20,071
Did you know
that Archie was on to you?

499
00:21:20,073 --> 00:21:21,089
Yeah.

500
00:21:21,091 --> 00:21:22,073
When did he find out?

501
00:21:22,075 --> 00:21:24,760
Last week.
We were off-loading boxes,

502
00:21:24,762 --> 00:21:26,211
and I heard something
by the dumpster.

503
00:21:26,213 --> 00:21:29,598
I looked inside, and it was
the little princess.

504
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,766
And what was he doing?

505
00:21:30,768 --> 00:21:32,134
Dumpster diving.

506
00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:33,418
Okay. For what?

507
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:35,187
We throw away a lot
of junk--

508
00:21:35,189 --> 00:21:39,357
you know, busted chairs,
old magazines, dead plants.

509
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:41,926
Archie said something about
needing to furnish his new room.

510
00:21:41,928 --> 00:21:43,195
And that's
when you assaulted him

511
00:21:43,197 --> 00:21:44,362
so he wouldn't be able
to call the cops on you?

512
00:21:44,364 --> 00:21:45,597
(Sighs) I'll tell you
the same thing

513
00:21:45,599 --> 00:21:46,531
I told your cop buddy.

514
00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:49,067
I never laid a <i>finger</i>
on Archie!

515
00:21:49,069 --> 00:21:50,485
Although I did lock him
in that dumpster

516
00:21:50,487 --> 00:21:53,889
for a couple of hours.
(Laughs)

517
00:21:53,891 --> 00:21:55,207
What?

518
00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:57,459
Where were you
at 8:45 last night?

519
00:21:57,461 --> 00:21:59,711
In bed. I'm in bed
every night by that time.

520
00:21:59,713 --> 00:22:01,663
I work the 4:00 a.m. shift.

521
00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:03,799
So in other words,
you have no alibi.

522
00:22:03,801 --> 00:22:05,667
No alibi,
and your prints were found

523
00:22:05,669 --> 00:22:07,469
on the gas cans (Papers rustle)
at the murder scene...

524
00:22:07,471 --> 00:22:08,787
Hey, wait a minute now.

525
00:22:08,789 --> 00:22:09,838
The gas cans that poured
accelerant onto the vehicle

526
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,389
in which Archie Bloom
was burned alive.

527
00:22:11,391 --> 00:22:13,124
Of course my fingerprints
were on those cans.

528
00:22:13,126 --> 00:22:15,126
I personally stocked them
on the shelf!

529
00:22:15,128 --> 00:22:17,312
Or maybe you stole 'em,
like you stole this merchandise,

530
00:22:17,314 --> 00:22:18,897
and you killed Archie
to avoid a third strike

531
00:22:18,899 --> 00:22:20,348
and a mandatory 25 years.

532
00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:21,850
That's it! I want a lawyer!

533
00:22:21,852 --> 00:22:22,801
Hey! Sit down!

534
00:22:22,803 --> 00:22:23,902
You hear me?!
A little help!

535
00:22:23,904 --> 00:22:25,320
I want a lawyer!

536
00:22:25,322 --> 00:22:27,072
What do you think?

537
00:22:27,074 --> 00:22:28,973
Well, all cruelty stems
from weakness,

538
00:22:28,975 --> 00:22:30,575
and this one's
a quivering mess--

539
00:22:30,577 --> 00:22:34,446
emotionally immature,
aggressively masculine.

540
00:22:34,448 --> 00:22:36,748
He harbors childhood pain

541
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:39,150
tied to bed-wetting
or some similar humiliation.

542
00:22:39,152 --> 00:22:40,669
Yeah, he could be
our killer, too.

543
00:22:40,671 --> 00:22:43,538
You're not making
this easy.

544
00:22:50,713 --> 00:22:53,098
(Gearshift clicks)

545
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,600
(Cell phone rings)

546
00:22:55,602 --> 00:22:57,469
(Ring)

547
00:22:57,471 --> 00:22:59,838
(Sighs)

548
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,389
Hey, Summer.

549
00:23:01,391 --> 00:23:03,341
Kimball, I need your help.

550
00:23:03,343 --> 00:23:05,443
How fast can you make it
to Glenbrook Park?

551
00:23:05,445 --> 00:23:06,895
(Sighs) It depends.
Is something wrong?

552
00:23:06,897 --> 00:23:09,281
Yes! It's a matter
of life and death.

553
00:23:09,283 --> 00:23:11,366
What's going on?
Who's in danger?

554
00:23:11,368 --> 00:23:14,185
The puppies!
There's this pet agency,

555
00:23:14,187 --> 00:23:16,354
and--and--and, oh,
I-it's so sad,

556
00:23:16,356 --> 00:23:18,323
a tragedy,
these, uh, poor animals.

557
00:23:18,325 --> 00:23:21,193
I mean, we are so lucky
to have homes.

558
00:23:21,195 --> 00:23:22,527
Can we talk about
this later?

559
00:23:22,529 --> 00:23:24,129
No! No, they're about
to pick up,

560
00:23:24,131 --> 00:23:26,047
and I need to pick out
a puppy for you.

561
00:23:26,049 --> 00:23:27,532
Here.
Can I have this one, please?

562
00:23:27,534 --> 00:23:29,551
No, no. I don't--
I don't want a dog.

563
00:23:29,553 --> 00:23:31,419
(High-pitched voice) Ohh!
(Normal voice) But you will

564
00:23:31,421 --> 00:23:33,388
when you see this pug.
No, I won't.

565
00:23:33,390 --> 00:23:36,525
He's just like you, Kimball.
He's all fierce on the outside

566
00:23:36,527 --> 00:23:38,543
and, like, a softy
on the inside,

567
00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:41,813
and he's got
this really squishy little face.

568
00:23:41,815 --> 00:23:44,399
No, I gotta go. I gotta go.

569
00:23:44,401 --> 00:23:47,235
Whoa! Wait. Hey.
How about lunch?

570
00:23:47,237 --> 00:23:48,637
I'm working a case.

571
00:23:48,639 --> 00:23:49,654
Oh, that's perfect.

572
00:23:49,656 --> 00:23:51,156
We'll have something
to talk about.

573
00:23:51,158 --> 00:23:52,524
No, I have to find out
where our victim was living.

574
00:23:52,526 --> 00:23:53,825
I don't have time.

575
00:23:53,827 --> 00:23:56,111
Oh, come on, Kimball.
You have to eat.

576
00:23:56,113 --> 00:23:57,061
I'll spring for lunch.

577
00:23:57,063 --> 00:23:59,063
You guys owe me
a paycheck anyways.

578
00:23:59,065 --> 00:24:00,582
Look, I gotta go.
I'll see you tonight.

579
00:24:00,584 --> 00:24:02,884
Uh, n-no dogs.

580
00:24:04,737 --> 00:24:07,205
But I want one.

581
00:24:07,207 --> 00:24:10,125
The victim's last known address
is 2 miles away.

582
00:24:10,127 --> 00:24:12,344
As far as we know,
he has no friends,

583
00:24:12,346 --> 00:24:14,963
and he was one step away
from being homeless.

584
00:24:14,965 --> 00:24:17,766
Now I've been hitting
halfway houses all day.

585
00:24:17,768 --> 00:24:20,969
Looking for a place
he might have crashed.

586
00:24:20,971 --> 00:24:23,221
You're my last hope.

587
00:24:23,223 --> 00:24:25,140
And your best one.

588
00:24:25,142 --> 00:24:26,942
You know him?

589
00:24:26,944 --> 00:24:29,427
(Voice breaking)
It's Archie Bloom.

590
00:24:29,429 --> 00:24:31,863
You, uh...

591
00:24:31,865 --> 00:24:34,482
(Sniffles)
You said he was murdered?

592
00:24:34,484 --> 00:24:36,651
Yeah.

593
00:24:38,137 --> 00:24:39,404
Take a minute.

594
00:24:39,406 --> 00:24:42,273
(Inhales deeply and sighs)

595
00:24:42,275 --> 00:24:45,944
It's okay. Um... (Sighs)

596
00:24:47,246 --> 00:24:50,048
Let me show you his room.
(Sighs)

597
00:24:50,050 --> 00:24:53,234
(Indistinct conversations)

598
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,889
My name's Kelly.
I'm a counselor here.

599
00:24:57,891 --> 00:25:02,227
I was assigned to Archie
when he came to us last week.

600
00:25:02,229 --> 00:25:03,561
Would that be
when he left the bookstore

601
00:25:03,563 --> 00:25:05,647
where he was renting?

602
00:25:05,649 --> 00:25:07,816
Is that what Gabriel
told you?

603
00:25:07,818 --> 00:25:08,850
Archie was renting a room?

604
00:25:08,852 --> 00:25:09,768
That's right.

605
00:25:09,770 --> 00:25:11,903
(Scoffs)
Gabriel took in the boy

606
00:25:11,905 --> 00:25:13,521
because he was in love
with him,

607
00:25:13,523 --> 00:25:15,490
only Gabriel's form of love

608
00:25:15,492 --> 00:25:18,526
involved bouts
of meth and violence.

609
00:25:18,528 --> 00:25:20,779
Here's his bed.

610
00:25:26,819 --> 00:25:28,820
Did Archie tell you
why he came here?

611
00:25:28,822 --> 00:25:31,456
He didn't want to come.
(Chuckles)

612
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,208
He wanted to work it out
with Gabriel.

613
00:25:33,210 --> 00:25:35,326
Archie felt rejected
by his father,

614
00:25:35,328 --> 00:25:37,328
so the acceptance
of an older male meant

615
00:25:37,330 --> 00:25:38,296
a lot to him.

616
00:25:38,298 --> 00:25:40,181
But Gabriel was a predator.

617
00:25:40,183 --> 00:25:43,167
That's how Archie got
the bruises.

618
00:25:43,169 --> 00:25:46,104
It was
an abusive relationship.

619
00:25:46,106 --> 00:25:47,973
It took a lot of courage,

620
00:25:47,975 --> 00:25:49,834
but Archie left everything

621
00:25:49,859 --> 00:25:51,694
at Gabriel's to join us.
(Men arguing indistinctly)

622
00:25:51,695 --> 00:25:54,195
- Excuse me.
- Sure.

623
00:25:56,232 --> 00:25:58,616
Hey, guys, <i>enough.</i>

624
00:26:01,654 --> 00:26:04,789
(Sighs)

625
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:16,134
(Sniffles)

626
00:26:26,228 --> 00:26:28,263
(Clicks)

627
00:26:28,265 --> 00:26:30,815
My client Mr. Bloom
has connections,

628
00:26:30,817 --> 00:26:32,017
and if you don't
let him go,

629
00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:33,768
the next call you get
will be from the mayor.

630
00:26:33,770 --> 00:26:35,937
I'm sorry, but there are (Cell phone
ringing) no special privileges.

631
00:26:35,939 --> 00:26:37,689
Your client is a murder suspect.
(Sighs)

632
00:26:37,691 --> 00:26:40,075
Well--
attorney for Rick Hughes.

633
00:26:40,077 --> 00:26:42,360
I'd like to talk
to my client, please!

634
00:26:42,362 --> 00:26:44,195
Hold on.
(Sighs)

635
00:26:44,197 --> 00:26:45,396
(Lowered voice)
Cho. Cho, help me out.

636
00:26:45,398 --> 00:26:46,831
I am desperate here.

637
00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:48,249
I got a lead.

638
00:26:48,251 --> 00:26:50,168
Which one?
The dad or the co-worker?

639
00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:52,003
- The lover.
- What lover?

640
00:26:52,005 --> 00:26:54,539
- He's a new suspect.
- Great. Just what I need.

641
00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:55,541
Who was that and what'd they say?

642
00:26:55,542 --> 00:26:56,458
Now w-will you t--let me--
take me to my client already?

643
00:26:56,459 --> 00:26:57,460
It's a huge mistake
to inconvenience my client...

644
00:26:57,461 --> 00:26:58,410
Do you realize how long...

645
00:26:58,411 --> 00:27:00,078
Any more than you already have...
I've been waiting for, huh?

646
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,179
You're sitting there
looking at me like that.

647
00:27:01,181 --> 00:27:02,671
Not to mention <i>my</i> time, which is--
would you please do--

648
00:27:09,515 --> 00:27:12,460
All the great ones had some form
of addiction, hmm?

649
00:27:12,463 --> 00:27:14,913
Kerouac's romance was
with benzedrine.

650
00:27:14,915 --> 00:27:17,099
"On the Road" would never have
been written without it.

651
00:27:17,101 --> 00:27:21,253
Oh, it's the literary detective.
I had a feeling you'd be back.

652
00:27:21,255 --> 00:27:24,390
Looking for new roommates,
Gabriel?

653
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:26,358
Something like that.

654
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,693
You three, out.

655
00:27:27,695 --> 00:27:30,863
Okay.

656
00:27:31,731 --> 00:27:33,098
We have a warrant
to search your shop

657
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,867
and the apartment upstairs.

658
00:27:34,869 --> 00:27:36,068
What are you looking for?

659
00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:38,354
Evidence linking you
to the murder of Archie Bloom.

660
00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:39,622
Why would I kill Archie?

661
00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:41,457
We read his journal.
We know all about it--

662
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,876
the physical and sexual abuse
driven by substance abuse.

663
00:27:43,878 --> 00:27:45,294
Crystal meth, to be exact.

664
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:47,296
Archie's journal was
a writing project.

665
00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:48,947
It was a pure work
of fiction.

666
00:27:48,949 --> 00:27:50,049
Funny. That's not
what he told his counselor

667
00:27:50,051 --> 00:27:51,050
at the halfway house.

668
00:27:51,052 --> 00:27:52,251
Take off your jacket.

669
00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:54,403
All right. There's a limit.

670
00:27:54,405 --> 00:27:55,671
Fine. Keep your jacket on.

671
00:27:55,673 --> 00:27:57,373
Put your hands on your head
so I can search you.

672
00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:58,307
No, you're not.

673
00:27:58,309 --> 00:28:00,059
(Grunts)
Ow!

674
00:28:00,061 --> 00:28:03,429
In Archie's <i>fictional</i> journal,
the bad guy kept

675
00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:04,980
something interesting
inside his jacket.

676
00:28:04,982 --> 00:28:07,566
(Pants) Ohh.

677
00:28:07,568 --> 00:28:08,517
Crystal meth.

678
00:28:08,519 --> 00:28:10,319
(Grunts)
Uh, o-okay. Okay. Okay.

679
00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:12,021
Yeah, for all
your high-minded talk,

680
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,523
you're nothing but a predator
and a drug addict. (Handcuffs jangle)

681
00:28:14,525 --> 00:28:15,858
(Click)
(Grunts)

682
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,192
That boy was barely
an adult.

683
00:28:17,194 --> 00:28:19,144
And when he threated to tell
the police,

684
00:28:19,146 --> 00:28:21,513
you killed him, just like
the journal said you would.

685
00:28:21,515 --> 00:28:24,166
I did not. I--ohh.

686
00:28:25,619 --> 00:28:28,337
Are you planning on joining
this investigation?

687
00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:29,821
Because we could really use
your help.

688
00:28:29,823 --> 00:28:31,790
I'm weighing evidence
in my head.

689
00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:33,876
(Sighs)
Where do you want to put this one?

690
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,544
Interrogation rooms one
and two are in use.

691
00:28:35,546 --> 00:28:37,046
I'll put him in three.

692
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,547
That's it.
Our stables are full.

693
00:28:38,549 --> 00:28:39,932
We get any more suspects,

694
00:28:39,934 --> 00:28:41,350
we're gonna have to convert
the janitor's closet.

695
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:43,185
This is
Gabriel Lamb's defense attorney.

696
00:28:43,187 --> 00:28:44,520
Where's my client?

697
00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:46,689
Lawyers in my office.
I'll be with you shortly.

698
00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:48,607
Did you get anything
at the bookstore?

699
00:28:48,609 --> 00:28:50,059
Crystal meth.
Some on the suspect

700
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:52,227
and 40 grams in his apartment.
Looks like he was dealing.

701
00:28:52,229 --> 00:28:53,279
I don't get it.

702
00:28:53,281 --> 00:28:54,680
We've got
three prime murder suspects,

703
00:28:54,682 --> 00:28:56,282
all of whom are guilty
of other crimes.

704
00:28:56,284 --> 00:28:59,234
Well, thanks to the evidence
you were provided.

705
00:28:59,236 --> 00:29:00,619
Uncovered, not provided.

706
00:29:00,621 --> 00:29:01,954
Semantics.

707
00:29:01,956 --> 00:29:04,156
Our best hope to nail the killer
is to leverage our evidence

708
00:29:04,158 --> 00:29:05,190
while they're still
in holding,

709
00:29:05,192 --> 00:29:06,742
but which suspect do we
go after first?

710
00:29:06,744 --> 00:29:09,244
Well, you have three
neatly packaged possibilities.

711
00:29:09,246 --> 00:29:10,746
Uh, the only way to know
for certain

712
00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:14,083
who killed Archie Bloom is
to convince the witness to talk.

713
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,968
We've got a witness?

714
00:29:17,003 --> 00:29:17,970
Yeah.

715
00:29:17,972 --> 00:29:22,057
<i>(Dance music playing)</i>

716
00:29:22,059 --> 00:29:25,844
<i>(Man) ♪ hold me tonight ♪</i>

717
00:29:25,846 --> 00:29:27,429
Mm.
(Laughs)

718
00:29:27,431 --> 00:29:28,931
Sickening, Shangela, Tru.
Ohh.

719
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,716
Oh, well, girl,
it's getting there.

720
00:29:30,718 --> 00:29:32,768
Okay, and then after Shangela,
I take the stage,

721
00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:35,104
me, me, me,
and then I introduce

722
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:38,157
Anita Mandelay
for a little burlesque number.

723
00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:41,393
Oh, my.
He stops my heart every time.

724
00:29:41,395 --> 00:29:42,561
(Patrick) Hi, Glennda.

725
00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:43,779
Hello, Patrick. Girls.
(Feminine voice) Patrick.

726
00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:45,397
Patrick.
(Feminine voice) Mm.

727
00:29:45,399 --> 00:29:47,449
Well, it seems
everyone knows me.

728
00:29:47,451 --> 00:29:48,734
(Gasps) Oops.

729
00:29:48,736 --> 00:29:50,869
We're a close little group
back here. (Laughs)

730
00:29:50,871 --> 00:29:53,288
I'm the drag mom
for most of these girls.

731
00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:54,340
When you're starting out,

732
00:29:54,342 --> 00:29:56,592
it helps to have someone
show you the way.

733
00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:57,843
And what do you do
for them?

734
00:29:57,845 --> 00:29:58,961
Oh, what don't I do?

735
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,013
I help them figure out
where to shop,

736
00:30:01,015 --> 00:30:04,883
how to dress,
and who to become.

737
00:30:04,885 --> 00:30:08,103
Nothing wows
like vintage Madonna.

738
00:30:08,105 --> 00:30:09,304
This is Miss Labelled.

739
00:30:09,306 --> 00:30:12,191
She runs a pizza joint
in River Park.

740
00:30:12,193 --> 00:30:13,609
And what did Glennda
teach you?

741
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:17,429
I learned how to market myself.
Half off a large pepperoni...

742
00:30:17,431 --> 00:30:19,148
(Chuckles) If you bring in your
ticket stub from the show.

743
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:21,933
I learned how
to keep it simple

744
00:30:21,935 --> 00:30:24,236
and make it sparkle.

745
00:30:24,238 --> 00:30:25,537
This is Frita People.

746
00:30:25,539 --> 00:30:29,041
Dentist by day,
devastating by night.

747
00:30:29,043 --> 00:30:31,577
Uh, excuse me.
Wh-what's your name?

748
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:32,961
Fifi Nix.

749
00:30:32,963 --> 00:30:35,347
Fifi Nix. And what did
Glennda teach you?

750
00:30:35,349 --> 00:30:37,783
How to accept who I am.

751
00:30:37,785 --> 00:30:41,286
Oh. I wish someone would
show me that trick. Bravo.

752
00:30:41,288 --> 00:30:44,139
So, Patrick, you didn't come
all this way just to meet girls.

753
00:30:44,141 --> 00:30:45,391
You're right.

754
00:30:45,393 --> 00:30:48,126
Uh, we have some suspects
in the murder investigation.

755
00:30:48,128 --> 00:30:49,428
I was hoping
that you could come in

756
00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:52,631
and pick out the killer
from the lineup.

757
00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:53,932
I can't do that.

758
00:30:53,934 --> 00:30:56,735
Uh, I might make myself
his next target.

759
00:30:56,737 --> 00:30:58,487
Enough people hate us
for who we are.

760
00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:00,939
I'm not going to give them
added incentive.

761
00:31:00,941 --> 00:31:03,108
I thought I made myself
clear about that.

762
00:31:03,110 --> 00:31:06,161
Well, what you have made
clear here is that

763
00:31:06,163 --> 00:31:08,647
you know how to celebrate
what's different...

764
00:31:08,649 --> 00:31:12,017
And Archie Bloom was
different,

765
00:31:12,019 --> 00:31:14,703
and he was burned alive
for it.

766
00:31:20,093 --> 00:31:22,494
You have to go.

767
00:31:28,518 --> 00:31:30,719
Hmm.

768
00:31:30,721 --> 00:31:32,688
There you are.

769
00:31:35,225 --> 00:31:38,610
I brought this for you.

770
00:31:38,612 --> 00:31:40,729
Thanks.

771
00:31:40,731 --> 00:31:42,064
You aren't gonna eat it?

772
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,199
(Sighs) I'm not hungry.

773
00:31:44,201 --> 00:31:45,234
Oh.

774
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,184
What are you doing here?

775
00:31:46,186 --> 00:31:48,871
I came to fill out
some paperwork.

776
00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:50,289
A girl's gotta get paid.

777
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:51,240
Right.

778
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:55,193
Yeah,
and... I came to see you.

779
00:31:56,129 --> 00:31:57,746
Hey, Summer.

780
00:31:57,748 --> 00:31:59,665
Hey, Teresa.

781
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,700
Hi, boss.

782
00:32:01,702 --> 00:32:03,385
(Door closes)

783
00:32:03,387 --> 00:32:04,636
What is that about?

784
00:32:04,638 --> 00:32:05,671
(Lowered voice) Come here.

785
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:08,540
Are you ashamed of me?

786
00:32:12,846 --> 00:32:15,731
I'm at work. She's my boss.
We need to be discreet.

787
00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:17,382
It's nothing personal.

788
00:32:17,384 --> 00:32:19,151
I get it.

789
00:32:19,153 --> 00:32:21,103
I just wish
we could be open,

790
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:22,905
like
boyfriend and girlfriend.

791
00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:25,240
We can,
if you stop being my C.I.

792
00:32:25,242 --> 00:32:27,726
I don't want to stop.
I need this job.

793
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:30,228
The money's right,
and I like it.

794
00:32:30,230 --> 00:32:32,664
It's the first grown-up job
I've had.

795
00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:33,699
(Sighs) All right then.

796
00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:35,250
No more fooling around
at work, okay?

797
00:32:35,252 --> 00:32:38,570
Yes, sir, Agent Cho.
On the double.

798
00:32:38,572 --> 00:32:40,055
Where's my money?

799
00:32:40,957 --> 00:32:42,407
Come on.

800
00:32:43,543 --> 00:32:44,510
(Switch clicks)

801
00:32:44,512 --> 00:32:46,345
(Lisbon) Number 3,
please step forward.

802
00:32:46,347 --> 00:32:48,213
(Click)

803
00:32:48,215 --> 00:32:49,414
What about him? (Sighs)

804
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:51,517
Take your time.

805
00:32:51,519 --> 00:32:53,852
Mm...
No, I don't think it's him.

806
00:32:53,854 --> 00:32:56,254
(Click)
Thank you.

807
00:32:56,256 --> 00:32:58,357
Number 4,
please step forward.

808
00:32:58,359 --> 00:32:59,608
(Click)

809
00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,109
(Click)

810
00:33:01,111 --> 00:33:05,063
Mnh-mnh. I'd remember him.
He's a brute.

811
00:33:05,065 --> 00:33:05,981
(Click)

812
00:33:05,983 --> 00:33:07,733
Thank you,
and, number 5, your turn.

813
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:09,401
(Click)

814
00:33:10,870 --> 00:33:12,905
You know him?

815
00:33:14,290 --> 00:33:17,709
That one definitely looks
familiar.

816
00:33:17,711 --> 00:33:19,811
Is he the man you saw
in the alley?

817
00:33:19,813 --> 00:33:22,381
Um...

818
00:33:22,383 --> 00:33:24,166
No, he--no, he's too big.

819
00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:30,505
All of them are too big.
The man that I saw was slender.

820
00:33:30,507 --> 00:33:31,807
Well, we tried.

821
00:33:31,809 --> 00:33:34,626
We did more than that.
We confirmed my suspicions.

822
00:33:34,628 --> 00:33:35,794
Glennda, come along.

823
00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:38,847
There's some people
I'd like you to meet.

824
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:44,970
(Inhales deeply)
Uh, you two are free to go.

825
00:33:44,972 --> 00:33:48,657
These sad specimens are
the real suspects.

826
00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:50,826
Not any longer. (Sighs)
They're tainted.

827
00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:53,161
Jane, do you have any idea
what you've done?

828
00:33:53,163 --> 00:33:54,663
I haven't done anything,
but it's coming.

829
00:33:54,665 --> 00:33:55,998
Glennda,
meet the real suspects.

830
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,418
Bachelor number one--
a serial bully and a thief.

831
00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:00,752
Is that a dude?

832
00:34:00,754 --> 00:34:02,788
Bachelor number two owns
his own bookstore.

833
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,289
He's a drug-addicted sadist...

834
00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:06,708
Even the best dancer
in the world would look crazy

835
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:08,260
to those who can't hear
the music.

836
00:34:08,262 --> 00:34:10,128
Who enjoys bad poetry.

837
00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:12,664
Which leaves us
with bachelor number three

838
00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:14,633
and the lowest life-form
of them all--

839
00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:17,886
a father that rejected
his own son.

840
00:34:17,888 --> 00:34:21,556
Thank you. You just made
my attorney's job much easier.

841
00:34:21,558 --> 00:34:24,309
All three of these suspects
are equally guilty

842
00:34:24,311 --> 00:34:27,362
for lighting the flames that
took the life of Archie Bloom.

843
00:34:27,364 --> 00:34:29,147
They can't all be the killer.

844
00:34:29,149 --> 00:34:31,199
Well, sure they can, because I
figured out who Glennda saw

845
00:34:31,201 --> 00:34:33,902
in that alleyway the night
the victim was murdered.

846
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:42,044
Yes. Archie Bloom.

847
00:34:43,195 --> 00:34:45,697
The young man that doused
his own car with gas,

848
00:34:45,699 --> 00:34:48,250
handcuffed <i>himself</i>
to the steering wheel,

849
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:51,790
and then... lit a match.

850
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,804
If the victim took
his own life,

851
00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:17,125
it exonerates my client
of guilt.

852
00:35:17,127 --> 00:35:18,677
Uh, all of our clients.

853
00:35:18,679 --> 00:35:20,929
"Guilt" is a relative term.

854
00:35:20,931 --> 00:35:24,165
(Sighs) You three men drove a boy
to take his own life.

855
00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:25,400
But before he did,
he left clues

856
00:35:25,402 --> 00:35:27,135
to make each one of you
a suspect.

857
00:35:27,137 --> 00:35:28,303
What was the point?

858
00:35:28,305 --> 00:35:30,638
He had to know the evidence
would never stand up.

859
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,691
Archie rigged it

860
00:35:32,693 --> 00:35:34,159
so that if your clients
didn't go down for murder,

861
00:35:34,161 --> 00:35:36,561
they'd each have to answer
for their other crimes.

862
00:35:36,563 --> 00:35:38,646
We're formally charging
Rick Hughes with theft,

863
00:35:38,648 --> 00:35:40,248
Gabriel Lamb with drug dealing,

864
00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:41,249
and Archie Bloom--

865
00:35:41,251 --> 00:35:43,702
Will walk. I guarantee it.

866
00:35:43,704 --> 00:35:44,836
Where is he going?

867
00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:47,289
Your client handcuffed
his gay son to a desk.

868
00:35:47,291 --> 00:35:48,707
Wait till that video gets out.

869
00:35:48,709 --> 00:35:50,709
You're never gonna
work again.

870
00:35:50,711 --> 00:35:52,961
It's just a shame a boy had
to take his own life

871
00:35:52,963 --> 00:35:55,430
to bring each of you
to justice.

872
00:35:55,432 --> 00:35:58,967
Carl, get 'em out of here.

873
00:35:58,969 --> 00:36:00,835
Such a nice face.

874
00:36:00,837 --> 00:36:04,505
Why did he choose our alley
to end his life?

875
00:36:04,507 --> 00:36:08,610
Sometimes a dark alley
is just a dark alley.

876
00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:24,876
Well... (Sighs)
They've all been processed.

877
00:36:24,878 --> 00:36:27,028
Well,
that's a big haul today.

878
00:36:27,030 --> 00:36:29,080
Solved a murder.
You booked three scumbags,

879
00:36:29,082 --> 00:36:32,300
as you Coppers like to say.
You should be very proud.

880
00:36:32,302 --> 00:36:35,553
I don't think I've ever been
so depressed about a case.

881
00:36:35,555 --> 00:36:37,538
I can't get that kid out
of my head.

882
00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:39,307
(Swallows)

883
00:36:39,309 --> 00:36:41,176
You want some tea?

884
00:36:41,178 --> 00:36:43,228
I don't think
tea's gonna do it.

885
00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:46,564
Hmm. (Sniffles)
In that case,

886
00:36:46,566 --> 00:36:49,451
I think I know just the thing
to cheer you up--

887
00:36:49,453 --> 00:36:51,569
cabaret.

888
00:36:51,571 --> 00:36:52,654
Jane.

889
00:36:52,656 --> 00:36:54,155
And if hurry,
we can catch the late show.

890
00:36:54,157 --> 00:36:56,441
Come on. I need to get
flowers on the way.

891
00:36:56,443 --> 00:36:57,826
(Sips) Mmm.

892
00:36:57,828 --> 00:36:58,743
(Dishes clatter)

893
00:36:58,745 --> 00:37:00,328
Come on.
(Claps hands)

894
00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:05,784
(Indistinct conversations)

895
00:37:11,791 --> 00:37:13,174
(Laughter)

896
00:37:16,745 --> 00:37:17,846
Booty check.

897
00:37:17,848 --> 00:37:19,881
(Laughter)

898
00:37:23,419 --> 00:37:25,637
Oh. Now who died?

899
00:37:25,639 --> 00:37:28,023
Don't mind us.
We come bearing well wishes

900
00:37:28,025 --> 00:37:29,774
and flowers, so...
Oh, thank you.

901
00:37:29,776 --> 00:37:32,610
Ah. Fifi Nix.

902
00:37:32,612 --> 00:37:34,696
This is, uh, Teresa Lisbon.

903
00:37:34,698 --> 00:37:36,264
Hi.
Fifi. These are for you.

904
00:37:36,266 --> 00:37:38,566
I just want to wish you luck
with your new life.

905
00:37:38,568 --> 00:37:40,268
You deserve the best.

906
00:37:40,270 --> 00:37:42,370
What new life?

907
00:37:42,372 --> 00:37:43,655
Are you gonna tell her,
or shall I?

908
00:37:43,657 --> 00:37:45,290
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

909
00:37:45,292 --> 00:37:46,875
Such modesty.

910
00:37:46,877 --> 00:37:48,993
Actually, I'm quite surprised
you hadn't picked it up.

911
00:37:48,995 --> 00:37:51,079
"Fifi Nix."

912
00:37:51,081 --> 00:37:56,468
Phoenix.
Risen from the ashes.

913
00:37:56,470 --> 00:37:59,471
Fifi Nix is Archie Bloom?

914
00:38:01,207 --> 00:38:03,174
(Mouths words)

915
00:38:04,427 --> 00:38:06,227
That's right. I was.

916
00:38:06,229 --> 00:38:07,762
Uh, Archie, I mean.

917
00:38:07,764 --> 00:38:09,264
The suicide was staged?

918
00:38:09,266 --> 00:38:12,734
Not at first.
It was gonna be real.

919
00:38:12,736 --> 00:38:14,469
They talked me out of it.

920
00:38:16,572 --> 00:38:18,523
Where did you get
the body?

921
00:38:18,525 --> 00:38:20,358
(Chuckles)
Well, here's hoping

922
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,993
I look good
in prison orange.

923
00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:25,914
I stole an unclaimed body
from the cemetery where I work.

924
00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:28,950
It was destined
for the Potter's Field.

925
00:38:28,952 --> 00:38:29,868
(Clicks)

926
00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:31,652
(Keys jangle)
Ohh.

927
00:38:31,654 --> 00:38:33,455
(Speaks indistinctly)
Watch the head.

928
00:38:33,457 --> 00:38:35,340
Whoa, whoa.
Drop it down.

929
00:38:35,342 --> 00:38:36,541
Come on.
Oh.

930
00:38:36,543 --> 00:38:38,176
Ohh.
Oh, my God.

931
00:38:38,178 --> 00:38:39,294
Watch your step.
Watch the bag.

932
00:38:39,296 --> 00:38:40,295
Come on. This way.

933
00:38:40,297 --> 00:38:41,546
Come on.
Shangela, get the door.

934
00:38:41,548 --> 00:38:43,831
(Grunts)

935
00:38:43,833 --> 00:38:44,766
All right. There. There.

936
00:38:44,768 --> 00:38:46,017
(Speaks indistinctly)
Ohh.

937
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:47,969
(High-pitched voice) Ohh!
(Whispers) Okay. Okay.

938
00:38:47,971 --> 00:38:49,704
(Pants and grunts)

939
00:38:54,193 --> 00:38:55,226
(Whooshes)

940
00:38:55,228 --> 00:38:59,481
(Panting)
Let's go. Let's go!

941
00:38:59,483 --> 00:39:01,682
(Flames roaring)

942
00:39:01,684 --> 00:39:02,650
My heel.

943
00:39:02,652 --> 00:39:04,685
Come on. Keep going.
Keep going.

944
00:39:04,687 --> 00:39:06,354
And what about
the dental records?

945
00:39:06,356 --> 00:39:07,855
Well, Miss Frita People
over there

946
00:39:07,857 --> 00:39:10,875
happens to be a dentist
during the day.

947
00:39:10,877 --> 00:39:12,193
Archie's dentist.

948
00:39:12,195 --> 00:39:15,580
Uh, I X-rayed the corpse
and supplied your department

949
00:39:15,582 --> 00:39:16,548
with the film.

950
00:39:16,550 --> 00:39:18,383
That's how I met everyone.

951
00:39:18,385 --> 00:39:20,868
Last year,
I was getting a checkup.

952
00:39:20,870 --> 00:39:23,037
I noticed traces
of eyeliner

953
00:39:23,039 --> 00:39:24,789
on my dentist.
(Chuckles)

954
00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:27,225
He introduced me around.

955
00:39:27,227 --> 00:39:29,210
So you were all in on it?

956
00:39:29,212 --> 00:39:31,262
We're suckers for heartache.

957
00:39:31,264 --> 00:39:36,151
And that's why I lied about
what I saw in the alley.

958
00:39:36,153 --> 00:39:37,885
She lied to protect us.

959
00:39:37,887 --> 00:39:39,521
How did you know it was me?

960
00:39:39,523 --> 00:39:41,523
Well, you're exactly what
I expected to find,

961
00:39:41,525 --> 00:39:45,527
I mean, uh, aside from
a little paint and bodywork.

962
00:39:45,529 --> 00:39:48,446
What did you expect
to find?

963
00:39:48,448 --> 00:39:52,233
The victim we were investigating
wasn't someone preparing to die.

964
00:39:52,235 --> 00:39:54,402
It was someone that wanted
to live.

965
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,708
So what are you going
to do?

966
00:40:00,710 --> 00:40:04,229
Yes, uh,
what <i>are</i> we going to do?

967
00:40:06,915 --> 00:40:09,267
(Glennda)
We have a treat for you tonight.

968
00:40:09,269 --> 00:40:14,772
The fiery creation who defies
the laws of man and nature.

969
00:40:14,774 --> 00:40:17,258
Drag babies, I present to you

970
00:40:17,260 --> 00:40:22,864
the transcendent,
transformative Fifi Nix.

971
00:40:22,866 --> 00:40:25,950
("Somewhere Over The Rainbow"
playing)

972
00:40:25,952 --> 00:40:29,153
(Applause)

973
00:40:30,573 --> 00:40:34,742
♪ Somewhere ♪

974
00:40:34,744 --> 00:40:39,447
♪ over the rainbow ♪

975
00:40:39,449 --> 00:40:45,003
♪ way up high ♪

976
00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:49,090
♪ there's ♪

977
00:40:49,092 --> 00:40:51,092
♪ a land ♪

978
00:40:51,094 --> 00:40:53,294
♪ that I heard of ♪

979
00:40:53,296 --> 00:40:54,962
♪ once ♪

980
00:40:54,964 --> 00:41:00,852
♪ in a lullaby ♪

981
00:41:00,854 --> 00:41:02,020
Is that a tear I see?

982
00:41:02,022 --> 00:41:04,939
(Voice breaks) Yeah, right.
Just keep watching.

983
00:41:04,941 --> 00:41:09,827
♪ Over the rainbow ♪

984
00:41:09,829 --> 00:41:16,367
♪ skies are blue ♪

985
00:41:16,369 --> 00:41:21,539
♪ and the dreams ♪

986
00:41:21,541 --> 00:41:24,876
♪ that you dare to dream ♪

987
00:41:24,878 --> 00:41:27,045
♪ really do ♪

988
00:41:27,047 --> 00:41:33,434
♪ come true ♪